1. kanyewesticle:

    the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me

    (Source: kanyewesticle, via hayleyquinnx)

     
  2. hurrdurrwaffle:

    Anne Hathaway, ladies and gentlemen.

    (Source: have-a-waffle-and-chillax, via hayleyquinnx)

     

  3. dietcrush:

    my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

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  6. future-missusrussell:

    kinetic-squirrel:

    It’s very important that people see this

    Very very important

    this is my favorite thing

    (via the-ticking-crocodile)

     
     

  7. gleeson666:

    do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

    (via the-ticking-crocodile)

     
  8. tyleroakley:

    I want this to autoplay when you hover over my follow button.

    (Source: joshpeck)

     
     
  9. juilan:

    Excuse me sir, you have something on your shirt

    (via tyleroakley)

     
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  13. neshiashaketra:

    This post makes me feel so much better :)

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via hayleyquinnx)

     
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